The Sexual Wisdom Of Andrew WK – Part One

His bizarre side ventures—like writing the jingle for Kit Kat, designing the pizza axe , and speaking at a My Little Pony convention—only made me fall deeper under his spell. As soon as I started reading his touching and life affirming column for the Village Voice , I knew it. He was the one. I mean apart from the fact he’s happily married, he’s definitely the one. We arranged to meet at Ace Hotel, possibly the most sterile, air-coned setting imaginable. Ten minutes in and I could only find his publicist. She was lovely, but not the love of my life.

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It all began with a feeling. Of being alone and wanting to belong. Of wanting to share that feeling of belonging. And experience the euphoria of bonding with others. The feeling became a dream. To make the most exciting music imaginable.

“No one parties harder than Andrew W.K. and with You’re Not Alone the King but Andrew W.K. has made sure these sixteen tracks of life advice and so Gene Hoglan has added a Sydney date to his upcoming drum clinic.

Andrew W. Party until he pukes. Party until you and I puke. Party every day. Party all-night-long. You name it. His approach to everything is way over the top, yet he always manages to make it work. Andrew has also released a surprisingly well-done album of “spontaneous solo piano improvisations” he is a classically-trained pianist , made an album of J-pop covers, published a book of advice, was a regular advice columnist for the Village Voice , is a touring motivational speaker, has hosted children’s TV shows, and has been a regular on Fox News program Red Eye.

On Fox, Andrew has lent an entertaining perspective, but also, and rare for modern TV, an apolitical or perhaps nonpartisan perspective. Andrew grew up with both parents in a free-thinking and sometimes weird college town, Ann Arbor, Michigan, where his dad is a well-regarded law professor. Andrew is something like a renaissance party-dude if there is such a thing. Unlike so many pop stars, however, with Andrew, there is actually a whole lot there , there.

When PopMatters caught up with Andrew, he was in Wisconsin putting the final touches on the vocals for a new song. He further discussed an impending album release that will be his first “official” studio album in ten years.

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“Andrew W.K.” cuts a very particular silhouette; going beyond music, and into a of my previous theories (see below), and brought them up to date as a result.

Every week, New York City’s own party messiah takes your life questions and sets you safely down the right path to a solution in his new weekly advice column in The Village Voice. Read the latest edition of Ask Andrew W. A full archive of Ask Andrew W. Need his help? Just send him an email at: AskAWK villagevoice. June 11th, My girlfriend of four years just broke up with me last night.

I’m totally devastated. Even though we’ve had our ups and downs, she just dropped me from out of nowhere. She also told me she cheated on me, which just makes this all worse. We had been dating since high school and I thought we’d be together forever.

Andrew W.K.

Yep, the metal head that once genuinely preached the philosophy of partying you couldn’t make it up at Oxford’s university union. But aside from being wild and reckless in his lifestyle, Andrew regularly taps into his sensitive side in an advice column for website Village Voice. And the advice he gives in his latest column, addressing a year-old teen who calls herself ‘Lovesick Girl’, is perhaps his most moving yet. The young girl writes to Andrew, explaining how she’s in her first relationship but is not sure “if I’m doing it right”.

@AndrewWK Did they state they were a girlfriend in the original submission? It’s not good to assume just because they’re dating a guy.

Every week, New York City’s own party messiah takes your life questions and sets you safely down the right path to a solution in his new weekly advice column in The Village Voice. Read the latest edition of Ask Andrew W. A full archive of Ask Andrew W. Need his help? Just send him an email at: AskAWK villagevoice. I get plenty of dates, but when I tell someone I have genital herpes, none of my charms seem to matter anymore — they bolt.

Telling people is so much worse than the actual virus. I get pretty bummed about it, and I imagine it’s even tougher for your readers who have more serious illnesses. I’m trying to find the party in this situation, and I could really use some advice. How do I deal with being rejected over something I can’t change? How can I keep the virus from damaging my self-worth? When I was quite a bit younger, I had a long term relationship with an older woman. I had only been in a few serious relationships, but I went into this one with an open heart and complete blind trust.

37 Times Andrew W.K. Was A Partying Philosopher Genius

My girlfriend of four years just broke up with me last night. She also told me she cheated on me, which just makes this all worse. She said she wants to stay friends and to help each other through the breakup by staying in contact. How do I stop all these feelings and forget about her? Sincerely, Devastated Dumped Dude. See also: Ask Andrew W.

Eleven years is a long hiatus for any musician to bounce back from, but Andrew W.K. has made sure these sixteen tracks of life advice and.

For Andrew W. When people begin idolizing you as a character instead of you as a musician, things get a bit out of hand. Life, to Andrew W. Turns out the dude with blood pooling down his face has a pretty big heart. Before heading out on tour, he gave us a rang to chat before he takes the stage at Cuisine En Locale. Can you explain? My definition is to lose your mind, but moreso it means to figure out what partying means to you.

To those that want to get wasted, sometimes the best way to find your spirit and soul is to lose your mind. This is all part of the party adventure. You figure it out as you go.

Andrew W.K. Breaks Out of His Shell

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Q: I’m dating a guy who refuses to give up on his dreams of rock.

For the momentous return of Andrew W. It’s not every day you get to sit down with thee Party Himself. Andrew has his paws in everything. When he’s not jet-setting around the country speaking to the youth about self-confidence or appearing at ‘My Little Pony’ shows with a smile, he’s – surprisingly – calming the party. During our 30 minute conversation, Andrew walked us through his movement, and we walked away enlightened. His tone was soft and deliberate.

He has a grace that can only come from the North. Nashville could take some cue’s from The Wolf. We almost made it thru the entire interview without using the word “party”. We didn’t force it, and he didn’t either. I’m sure there will be a chapter on the many uses of the word in his 1st book out soon entitled “The Party Bible”. He’s perpetually on tour, and whatever he sets his sights for, literally becomes him.

Take a deep breath and prepare thy self for the wisdom of Andrew W.

Andrew W.K. Defends Heavy Metal With Awesome Relationship Advice

Here, in the first of a new series, he imparts his relationship advice. Tattoos are cool. So decorating your body with paintings and pictures is really intense. I admire people that do it. I have my ears pierced. But if I was looking at naked pictures of a girl for example, I would prefer that she had no piercings or tattoos.

Andrew W.K writes a small column in a local newspaper, and he received an email from a concerned girlfriend who was having some slight.

One could make the argument that Andrew W. However, this is also the man who moonlights as a motivational speaker, espousing mystical self-help advice to anyone who will listen. So maybe Andrew W. In that case, we raise you Andrew W. That weird enough for ya? Rodney the mailman, the coolest postal carrier since Mr. McFeely, gamely joins in for one more round. Cover News is a weekly feature keeping you up to date on the goings-on in the world of cover tunes, tribute albums, etc.

I Went on a Date with Andrew WK, the Party God, and We Mostly Talked About Depression

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He’s also spent time writing an advice column for The Village Voice, (He often closed his responses with “Your friend, Andrew W.K.”) At the.

External image. Andrew is joining us for a live collaboration with Canvas users. Log in Sign up. Advice Seeker: I’m dating a guy who refuses to give up on his dreams of rock stardom. While it’s admirable in a way, I need a little bit more stability if we’re going to make this work. How can I gently break this to him? Andrew WK: Don’t you dare say anything to him about giving up his dream.

You’re not the right person for him. Never ask someone to give up on their dream just so you can feel more stable. It’s his choice and his choice alone, no matter how ridiculous his dream may seem to you, or to society, or even to himself. Dreams make humans into self-realized individuals. Your only responsibility is to love everything about him, including his dreams.

Andrew W.K. – Never Let Down (Live on DVD)